Archive for Thursday, December 15, 2005

Pet Talk

The 12 days of a pet-lover’s Christmas

December 15, 2005

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me -- a cute purebred puppy under the tree.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me -- two kittens meowing and a cute purebred puppy under the tree.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me -- three bags of kitty litter, two kittens meowing, and a cute purebred puppy under the tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me -- four goldfish swimming, three bags of kitty litter, two kittens meowing, and a cute purebred puppy under the tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me -- five golden feeding bowls, four goldfish swimming, three bags of kitty litter, two kittens meowing, and a cute purebred puppy under the tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me -- six parakeets a cooing, five golden feeding bowls, four goldfish swimming, three bags of kitty litter, two kittens meowing, and a cute purebred puppy under the tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me -- seven mice a milling, six parakeets a cooing, five golden feeding bowls, four goldfish swimming, three bags of kitty litter, two kittens meowing, and a cute purebred puppy under the tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me -- eight beagles baying, seven mice a milling, six parakeets a cooing, five golden feeding bowls, four goldfish swimming, three bags of kitty litter, two kittens meowing, and a cute purebred puppy under the tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me -- nine newly hatched chicks, eight beagles baying, seven mice a milling, six parakeets a cooing, five golden feeding bowls, four goldfish swimming, three bags of kitty litter, two kittens meowing, and a cute purebred puppy under the tree.

On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me -- 10 trotters trotting, nine newly hatched chicks, eight beagles baying, seven mice a milling, six parakeets a cooing, five golden feeding bowls, four goldfish swimming, three bags of kitty litter, two kittens meowing, and a cute purebred puppy under the tree.

On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me -- 11 cows a grazing, 10 trotters trotting, nine newly hatched chicks, eight beagles baying, seven mice a milling, six parakeets a cooing, five golden feeding bowls, four goldfish swimming, three bags of kitty litter, two kittens meowing, and a cute purebred puppy under the tree.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me -- 12 turkeys gobbling, 11 cows a grazing, 10 trotters trotting, nine newly hatched chicks, eight beagles baying, seven mice a milling, six parakeets a cooing, five golden feeding bowls, four goldfish swimming, three bags of kitty litter, two kittens meowing, and a cute purebred puppy under the tree.

You know, it's a good thing my true love married a veterinarian.

We thought our readers would enjoy a little humor in the "Twelve Days of Christmas."

Have a blessed Advent season and may peace be on earth and good will to all men and women.

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